Just When you think It'll never happen...
Is your package safe to mail? Hmmmm...
It does! Like what my husband says his parents said when he was a kid (follow that?) - when he was waiting for the pizza to come and he didn't think he could take it one. more. second... That's when the server showed up with the steaming ooey-gooey pan of cheesy deliciousness.
In my experience, the pizza shows when I go to the bathroom. So I always miss the first slice, but whatever, it still comes!
Just like pizza, my ooey-goey delicious contract for Violet and the Woof with HarperCollins/Katherine Tegen Books arrived! And I signed it! In quadruplicate!
Witnessed by my 9-month-old assistant, Kilian, aka "Peter" in the story he helps to sign into print. The drool splotches are his (in case the contracts manager thinks they're mine).
This never gets old!
Hubby and I recently got serious about taking back our health, and the first question we faced was: “How do we work in exercise?” The conversation went something like this:
Me: We could put the treadmill back in the bathroom?
Him: Um. No.
Me: There’s that gym up by McDonald’s (why is this our reference point? I don’t know.)
Him: But when?
Me: You could go before taking N to school in the morning!
Him: Would you really get up that early?
Me: Are you kidding? We’re talking about you here, not me.